January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Listen, and understand.
That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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“John Connor: By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of...”
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The Carrot Family
The carrot family was walking across the street when all of a sudden a car came around the bend and struck Mrs. Carrot. The ambulance came and took her to the hospital, where there was 20 hours of emergency surgery. Mr. Carrot and the Carrot Twins were inconsolable in the waiting room, impatient for any news about their wife and mother.
The doctor finally comes out of the operating room and...
October 2011
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September 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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When Beethoven passed away...
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the...
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May 2011
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